Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I know who the president of Turkey really is

GM has another affordable EV in the works and it’s not the next-gen Chevy Bolt - Electrek

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

My son flunked his road test because he was driving a Tesla, dad says - NJ.com

I have complete contempt for fakery

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Tesla just lost the head of its robotics division - The Verge

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I don’t buy bullshit

Experts reveal that THIS diet can reduce heart disease risk - Times of India

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

How a grad student got LHC data to play nice with quantum interference - Ars Technica

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

Judge orders Trump administration to provide due process to some migrants deported to El Salvador - NBC News

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Winners, losers from NASCAR Cup race at Pocono won by Chase Briscoe - NBC Sports

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I actually pay taxes

‘Echo Valley’ Is the Trashiest A-List Lifetime Movie You’ve Ever Seen - rollingstone.com

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

How many Russians really understand the state they live in?

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I understand how hurricane paths work

Has the time come for Ukraine to come to terms with Russia since the situation on the battlefield is clearly hopeless at this point?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I can count

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

Why do trans people get so deeply offended when a stranger misgenders them, especially when it's a first encounter? I've been socially transitioned for 4 years and it just feels like a waste of energy to be so hurt by it.

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

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I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

A physical therapist says bad posture is mostly caused by these four common lifestyle factors—here’s how to overcome them - Fit&Well

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I have a reading level above third grade

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Quia et magnam illo.

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I can read

Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I see through liars

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t cotton to rapists

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee